Hella interesting
“The Wisdom of Psychopaths” by: Kevin Dutton

Hella interesting
“The Wisdom of Psychopaths” by: Kevin Dutton

I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me.

George Orwell, 1984  (via larmoyante)

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

(Source: 4GIFs.com)

Hiring manager: what other talents do you possess which may allow you to succeed at our company?

Me: I masturbate like at least five times a day, and I can keep a boner even after I cum

Hiring manager: Jesus Christ I'm firing myself you're the new manager

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure